In a tale as old as time, a forbidden love between an Undead Death Knight and a Blood Elf Paladin has come crashing down due to an unexpected dietary restriction.

Sources close to the couple reveal that their relationship blossomed during a chance encounter at the Argent Tournament, where they bonded over their shared love of dramatic emotes and slaying dragons.

However, the romance hit a roadblock when the Death Knight’s attempts at a romantic picnic were met with horror as the Paladin, tears streaming down her face, admitted she couldn’t partake in the bread and cheese due to her gluten intolerance.

Heartbroken and unable to find gluten-free offerings in the Plaguelands, the Death Knight reportedly unleashed a wave of unholy fury on unsuspecting critters, wailing, ‘Why must love be so…carb-loaded?’

As the RP community mourns the end of this star-crossed affair, a new ship has already set sail between a Goblin Engineer and a Gnome Mage, united by their passion for unstable gadgets and arcane explosions.